I can’t help but post “Joe Biker’s” explanation why he is addicted to using The Stick. He is simply hilarious!!!!
Here is the first paragraph: (his analogies are brilliant)
- “You want a terrorist to talk, give him a spirited rubdown with one of these massage sticks. I bought one of these over the weekend at the expo for Cincinnati’s Flying Pig Marathon. Gitmo officials listen up. Trust me. Put away the water boarding bucket and blindfold. Get yourself a massage table (with hand and foot restraints if you feel so inclined) and one of these puppies. Then go gather up the worst of the worst for a sensual massage. No doubt you’ll have Osama’s home address and an invitation to a cave dinner party within twenty deep strokes of the right calf muscle.”
Joe Biker finishes his post with:
- “However, you have to respect the stick and its allure. Even after a day or two, you’ll start using it all over your body, contorting yourself like a yoga master to get ever little hitch out of your muscular system. You’ll leave it on the sofa and give yourself a rub down during 30 Rock commercial breaks. Then the first warning sign will appear. You’ll consider buying another, so you can have one at work. After that it’s only a matter of time before you’ll be in a 12 step program for those with stick addiction.”
Check out the entire post here – http://thebestbikeblogever.blogspot.com/2009/05/addicted-to-massage-stick-torture.html